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WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by MustyK

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


BENNY HILL - KILLED BY POLITICAL CORRECTNESS


TAGS: bennyhill pc
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:53 pm
Political Correctness is just another word for abolishment of Freedom Of Speech.
medinaanidem - August 23, 2013, 5:08 pm
It us worsethan infringement. It is an intentional (albiet passive) form if censorship.
BobbEdwards - May 10, 2013, 1:10 am
Agreed. It got Benny's TV show cancelled after 32 years on the air, and feminists started protesting his personal appearances so he had to give those up too. He died a recluse a few years later. The UK Mail denying him a stamp in 2006 was a final slap.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 10, 2013, 1:00 am
Political Correctness is an infringement of Freedom of Speech.


WHO YOU TRYING TO GET CRAZY WITH ESE? - Don't you know I'm loco?




ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...


TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:48 pm
One man have strength of 100 bears, his sweat is a pilsner beer! When cut out fly a swarm of bees, president vldimir!
LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!


THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" -


TAGS: my advice to the terrorists is don t run for the hills
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:54 am
USRSF was a great idea, but typical burocratic red tape...soon after I joined, they put the mission on indefinate hold...something about migration patterns and over-thinning the herds. Whatever! I just want a trophy mount for the bathroom!
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:05 am
guilty on all counts , i wonder tho how much of a terrorist will be left after they get done ... whoops never mind ! IDFC ^__^
Treehodger - November 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
Finnish Lahti Model L 39 20 mm... You got to love Google. XD Resembled the PKM, so I typed it in and found the true name of this bad boy. Now I want one. Thank God for Christmas!
boeweizer - November 13, 2009, 4:22 am
i dont use photshop i use mspaint if ur good with paint u dont need photo shop
Donny Donowitz - November 12, 2009, 8:50 pm
@Jared, I did it with Nancy Pelosi and didn't use photoshop...
lazyboredom - November 12, 2009, 8:23 pm
it let me change to Lazyboredom the first time i posted but it changed to my name this time... weird
DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 8:21 pm
You dont need photoshop to make good posters
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 7:19 am
you say anti tank rifle i say bfg
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:16 am
I think that is actually an anti tank rifle from WW2.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 2:35 am
they are elite bc they know their weapons
Sean - November 12, 2009, 1:51 am
Sorry Bone, but you lost me at "elite" ... and by that I mean I nearly choked on my brie.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 1:48 am
if only they really did that. yeah that be nice
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:21 pm
5L's i love it. probably because its true also.
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:42 pm
Nice one Bone. 5Ls
omnia - November 11, 2009, 6:54 pm
instead of dale earnhardt you could also use stevie ray vaughan. think that would get the killing juices flowing to.
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 5:38 pm
When isn't he?
Wheels - November 11, 2009, 5:36 pm
the Bone is on a roll
Produceman117 - November 11, 2009, 5:25 pm
Nice one, Bone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:17 pm
Same pic as one of my old crappy ones, but much better result. Great poster bone
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm
thanks guys...
CANADA - November 11, 2009, 4:58 pm
LMFAO!!!!!! 5LIONS!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 4:04 pm

this is so true. 5L


HILLARY CLINTON - Deep down inside... you always had your suspicions.


TAGS: politics hillary clinton democrats
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

a name of no use - July 24, 2009, 3:43 am
I thought she was a lizard person...
Ryan - July 24, 2009, 3:29 am
does this seriously surprise anyone?


EVIL CHINCHILLA - Soon my new exercise wheel will be installed, AND THEN I WILL RULE THE WORLD! MWA HA HA HA!!!!




TOOL -


TAGS: missing teeth stupid grin hillbilly
Rating: 4.48/5

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:18 am
Agreed .. 5L


VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE - and leave funny comments-a group effort motifake


TAGS: elvis simpsons family guy obama bush hillary clinton
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

hatethehaters - February 15, 2013, 4:21 pm
Eddie Van Halen and Cat Lady! HYAAHHERRAHYAHHHYAHOHYAHYERHERHYAHH
skateinferno - September 9, 2012, 6:01 pm
dali lama and happy llama
familyghost - June 29, 2010, 1:34 pm
Hillary and Raptor... She's scarier by the way.
MasterMachine - June 11, 2010, 6:04 pm
Micain and Crazy Cat!
Mr. Shiny - May 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
My vote is on young stalin and borat.
matt28 - February 25, 2010, 4:55 pm
Gold Medal - Nixon/Brain, Silver Medal - Hillary/Deinonychus (NOT Velociraptor... Spielberg needs to learn some paleontology), Bronze medal - fucked-up cat/Carville
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 4:49 pm
Although all just about spot on, the one that made me laugh the hardest was Hilary / Raptor. That has my vote!
Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 12:29 pm
I want to hear Al Roker yell "SWIMMIN' HOLE!"
randomosity - February 25, 2010, 12:12 pm
its nixon and the brain yes nixon and the brain one is genius the other is "Not a crook"


POSTAGE STAMP FOR BENNY HILL - FOR THE ONE YOUR OWN COUNTRY REFUSED TO GIVE YOU




REINTARDATION -




ARKANSAS -




PORCUPINES - Squirrels in ghillie suits.




NURSE -




FANATIC - A fanatic is someone who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. -- Winston Churchill


TAGS: fanatic crazy churchill
Rating: 1.52/5
ronsart - November 7, 2009, 11:21 pm
FANTASTIC!!!...very good! made me lol too! 1st one that rates nothing but 5L,s! Still think someone help u with though...lol Keep up the good work.


HILLBILLY TRANSFORMERS. - Somebody had to get the corn.




HILLBILLIES AND REDNECKS - Everyone is allowed to dream. Only a few work hard enough to to see them become a reality.


TAGS: hillbillies rednecks dreams work
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 11:05 pm
Well thank you Krissie and more than happy to hear I made you have a fit :)
Krissie - June 2, 2012, 8:40 pm
Ahhhahaha...I'm dyin' here... 5L eye-watering, mascara runnin', laughing fit here! :D
Bull - May 31, 2012, 4:01 pm
What's that guy's zip code? E-I-E-I-O ??


DUDE! - Just chill! You're harshin' my buzz!




GHILLIE SUIT - Is a type of camouflage designed to resemble heavy foliage, to conceal hunters, snipers, and GINGERS! C'MON OUT! WE SEE YOU IN THERE!




FEMALE PYRAMID HEAD - It's that time of the month. Do you run like Hell or take it? Personally, I'd take it.


TAGS: pyramid head silent hill
Rating: 3.21/5

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Donsowers - July 4, 2010, 8:32 pm
To be quite honest, I'm not sure anymore, heh.
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:04 am
(what TTH said)
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 9:07 pm
HUH?


RANDOM ACT OF KINDNESS -


TAGS: churchill
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - October 17, 2012, 11:02 pm
Reminds me of Lennon-McCartney last lyrical line on "Her Majesty" (Abbey Road) which goes: "...and in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make." 5L Air!
Airman - October 16, 2012, 1:18 pm
thanks all
mariand - October 16, 2012, 12:32 am
amsome...& fav'd
GaryO - October 15, 2012, 7:33 pm
OOOOOH YEAAAH
Rick69 - October 15, 2012, 7:00 pm
Stunning...
Reality Lord - October 15, 2012, 5:26 pm

faith in humanity...restored
maoworks2 - October 15, 2012, 4:38 pm
This One Gets The Water Flowing If You Know What I Mean ?


THEN AND NOW -


TAGS: calendar then now ant hill
Rating: 4.68/5

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tlwestrope - July 20, 2011, 6:54 pm
And Little Johnny gets busted by the EPA because the ants are on the endangered species list.
taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 4:22 pm
He can work for the Terrorist Support Agency (TSA) and cop a feel, though. Sad to think things are this whacked.
rerun - July 18, 2011, 5:10 pm

Boy, this sure is the truth


HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...


TAGS: philladelphia philadelphia eagles birdman loser dork owned fail
Rating: 3.18/5

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ISeeRedPeople - July 18, 2011, 3:37 pm
All Eagles fans are virgins.


HILLARY - You didn't really think you could beat a MAN, did you? Back to the kitchen!


TAGS: hillary clinton obama election president
Rating: 2.59/5

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LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 9:14 pm
Oh hey also give the Heavy a sandvich
Dude - July 18, 2008, 12:45 am
And make me a sammich!


HILLBILLY CHRISTMAS - all you need now is a ham and som pop tarts


TAGS: hillbilly christmas ham trash cans pop tarts
Rating: 1.85/5

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Greeny - January 27, 2014, 8:05 pm
trololololo
PCV - January 27, 2014, 1:28 pm
A little proof reading wouldn't hurt either.
CANADA - October 8, 2009, 5:17 pm
or a college christmas
James - October 8, 2009, 5:12 pm
Amen!


HILLBILLY HIGHRISE - This Luxury highrise home could yours for the low price of a 30-pack of Miller and 2 cartons of Kools.


TAGS: hillbilly highrise miller kools
Rating: 2.38/5

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bozo - September 19, 2009, 9:08 pm
i worked with this guy. All he could afford after his divorce.
Player_Meyer - September 8, 2009, 8:22 am
^be^


LIBERALISM - Thinks you can spread peace and happiness by shoving flowers, sunshine and love up everyone's ass!


TAGS: red obama hillary 08 libs dems fag homo lemon
Rating: 2.78/5

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HAHA - April 21, 2009, 8:27 pm
Liberals are useless.
mike - October 5, 2008, 12:11 am
http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=23933
yer mom - September 1, 2008, 10:54 am
liberal- from the latin root 'liber'. meaning = free. God, now who would want that???
Unidentified Liberal - July 5, 2008, 1:57 am
Dude, I don't blow things up. Anyway, you would have to beg me to fuck you cuz I'm not into bigots.
MadMSG - July 5, 2008, 1:50 am
Don't flatter yourself Unidentified Liberal. I wouldn't give you the chance to fuck me. So, save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date later.
Unidentified Liberal - July 5, 2008, 1:46 am
I'd fuck Phil and MadMSG with a flowers, sunshine, rainbows, and love anyday. Unfortunately, they might just like it.
MadMSG - June 22, 2008, 4:58 pm
Right on, Phil!


IN AN OLD HOUSE ON A HILLSIDE - Next to the sea Far from the madness, that folds around me Peaceful and gentle, like sails on the breeze


TAGS: home hill sea
Rating: 4.88/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:29 am
WAS THAT A TREMOR?!?
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:28 am
Hello, Domino's?....
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:27 am
Sounds like a KEEPER!
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 4:14 pm
Reminds me of an old girl friend I once knew, built just like that, brick house…no hind end…..only difference no ladder
david5300 - November 16, 2012, 3:43 pm
Good luck on getting that wide screen deliverd
maoworks2 - November 6, 2012, 2:07 pm
Yah Right .
rerun - November 5, 2012, 7:11 pm

Yes, it's on the internet so it must be real.
maoworks2 - November 5, 2012, 12:46 pm
Is This Real ?


JUST CHILLIN' - So whatcha want?




BITCH PLEASE - I got this, chill... I'll be right back...


TAGS: i got this chill
Rating: 4.23/5

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STEALTH NINJA - There are 4 Ninja in this picture. See if you can spot th... ...Nevermind


TAGS: ninja turtle scorpion mortal kombat naruto beverly hills farley stealth
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by motiverse

the dude - November 5, 2009, 3:01 am
scorpion for the win!
Sharpeye - July 29, 2009, 8:04 am
The real ninjas are hiden behind the orange suit blond guys.
mallen - July 28, 2009, 7:03 pm
Huru could take everyone else.


DUTY - It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required. - Sir Winston Churchill




GHILLIE SUIT SNIPERS - Need a little R&R sometimes too


TAGS: ghillie suit golf
Rating: 4.1/5

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agdaniele - September 3, 2010, 1:24 am
The golfer looks a lot like the divots I create around the 16th beer.... er, hole.


A PRISONER OF WAR -




BUTTER-SCOTCH? - Ma'am I'm trained to go days without eating, but I won't last another second without one. Thank you.


TAGS: sniper ghillie suit survival speacial forces sas balcony
Rating: 3.36/5

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R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 4:27 pm
I just saw this! Very nice! I LOL'd.
agdaniele - October 18, 2009, 11:19 am
Perfect.


MIXED FEELINGS -




COOL - When there's no need to stress.




HAARAKKON - Show no mercy! Ever! Not even to your own mouth! His shower pics? Sorry, NSFW...


TAGS: tribute to haarakkon of the hill people
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Neener - October 21, 2010, 4:47 pm
Not many posters make me LOL. This one did!
spacedog - July 29, 2010, 12:38 am
Gonna bump this very funny poster of Logic's.
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 6:40 pm
LOL, I still laugh at this one
Grim [email protected] - January 13, 2010, 7:01 am
I still think this is awesome. 300L's
Shyanne - November 30, 2009, 3:43 pm
He brushes like a Spartan! lol
Ptwist - November 29, 2009, 11:13 pm
I love this man...
Claire - November 29, 2009, 4:31 pm
Who took the pictures? More importantly, how do convince someone to take pictures of you doing extreme tooth-brushing? "Hey, I wanna be famous on the internet. Wanna take some pictures of me brushing my teeth like a madman?" 5 lions xD
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 1:22 pm
Excellentious! 5L
Screamin Daemon - November 26, 2009, 9:38 am
This is beyond awesome. 5 Messy Toothbrushes.
DudefromOz - November 25, 2009, 10:39 pm
haha i thought his head was pasted onto the body.. it looks shopped
Eugene - November 25, 2009, 9:24 pm
This.....is....too.....godly.....
spacedog - November 25, 2009, 8:40 pm
LMFAO! Awesome job LD. 5+ Please don't do a sequel for hemorrhoids. XP
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 7:30 pm
LMAO!!! 5L
LogicDude - November 25, 2009, 4:39 pm
Haar without his helmet is a rare sight! Sorry aboot the spycam Haar!!!


THE LAKE - is down that there empty trail. Ya hear a banjo playin', ya gone too far.




SHIT - Thats what you'll think when you see this.


TAGS: pyramid head red pyramid silent hill warning signs crossing signs
Rating: 2.62/5

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LD0ne - August 20, 2009, 4:44 pm
well i could use my gun to get it but i have a feeling money would work better
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 12:23 pm
Well of course you would. What else would you pay with, rocks?
LD0ne - July 15, 2009, 9:03 am
damn i would pay money for that road sign..


DOOR MAT - A woman who stays with her husband after he has sex with a young intern


TAGS: politics hillary clinton
Rating: 2.32/5
F - April 26, 2008, 7:45 am
Who cares?


R AND R - Sometimes, everyone should take some.




KEYS TO SUCCESS - No matter what.. always look like you have no idea wtf is going on


TAGS: wade phillips dallas cowgirls suck
Rating: 1.88/5

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culos - November 9, 2010, 3:57 am
and your point is...???
440wakeup - November 9, 2010, 2:29 am
they denied my WADE-ifake "WADE PHILLIPS who couldn't coax a stripper to do a line of "METH"


ACHILLES - 99% indestructable


TAGS: achilles heel
Rating: 4.05/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:55 am
5L for the original "heel"
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 12:34 am
Very, VERY good! 5L


WORLD HISTORY 101 - A pictoral essay featuring some of your favorite motifake pic's


TAGS: world history bacon beer hillary awesome epic
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Buzzramjet - June 15, 2012, 11:53 pm
Yes that explains how the red states are the biggest welfare queens supported by the blue states. What a load.
Sean - May 18, 2010, 12:12 am
As in your IQ?
Xantharon - January 14, 2010, 4:14 am
Hmm .... somehow .... Absolute 5 here ....
Porcelina - December 27, 2009, 9:38 am
I'm wondering now, have many Canadians are here? haha
Sean - December 27, 2009, 2:17 am
Yep. Found it on Youtube. And I damn near got the lyrics bang-on (which I only know from that WKRP episode -- the one where he showed up to marry Jennifer Marlow. Now there's another Ginger-Maryanne siteeation.)
Zed - December 27, 2009, 1:52 am
Sorry, that came out wrong. Slight drain bamage tonight...
Zed - December 27, 2009, 1:48 am
That was Hoyt Axton, Sean.He also wrote Della and the Dealer, Joy To The World (aka Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog,) and many others.
Sean - December 27, 2009, 12:50 am
That reminds me of a lyric (workin' from memory here): "If the cat could talk, what tales he'd tell, 'bout Della and the Dealer and the dog as well. But the cat was cool. Never said a mumblin' word." Dude who sang that song was on an episode of WKRP.
Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:28 am
If that chair could talk...I'd have to kill it. KILL IT DEAD!...Alas, only stains can tell the tale.
MrRandom - December 27, 2009, 12:27 am
A special fun time chair, Bart?
Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:24 am
I never said it was a human arm...and that chair meant a lot to me.
Sean - December 27, 2009, 12:22 am
"they've" ... the leg I can understand, but I think you're b.s.ing aboot the broken arm. How is it "sitting on the table?" Eh? Got ya!
Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:11 am
A broken arm and a severed leg couldn't keep me from fryin' bacon! I should know...they've been sitting on the table for months.
Sean - December 27, 2009, 12:09 am
And let me guess, Bertha, ya chip a nail an' you just keep on fryin', eh girlfriend.
Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:00 am
That didn't sound particularly tough, did it? Well...I cook bacon without a shirt on. No...still not badass enough. I got...I don't even wear oven mitts. Bam.
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:49 pm
and I'll have bacon a-sizzlin'. The halfway house just gave me stove privileges.
Sean - December 26, 2009, 11:45 pm
A: rotten eggs work wayyyy better fer that. Derrrrrr. B: you can't do eggs benedict right with regular bacon. it simply dominates the other ingredients, so you simply have your real bacon on the side. C: I'm coming down there junior, I'll find you!
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:36 pm
World History 101, Who would guess it'd all end with a laughing cat.
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:20 pm
travesty, pure and simple. Why did you guys invent that shit?
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:19 pm
I respecfully disagree, Sean. Fresh eggs are best used for marking the houses of people guilty of general douchebagery. Otherwise, how would we know who they are? We'd have to meet them on the streets and find out the hard way. Also, flat bacon is a
Sean - December 26, 2009, 11:07 pm
and it has only one known use: eggs benedict -- the single best use of fresh eggs ever devised.
Sean - December 26, 2009, 11:06 pm
Dammit Bart, don't make me look up whatever juvee facility currently houses you and come down there. By the by, "Candian bacon" doesn't exist outside of Leave It to Beaver reruns. What you mistakenly moniker as such is called peameal bacon ...
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:04 pm
Isn't that that fancy body pantyhose them ballerinas where under their tootoos?
Sean - December 26, 2009, 11:02 pm
pssst: LEO-TARD ... huh? huh?
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:01 pm
You can't be American without free ballin' once in a while. You have to give your Liberty Bells room to ring, man.
Sean - December 26, 2009, 10:58 pm
LEOTARDS Conservatism is just Todd Snyder's attempt to justify never leaving home without his underoos on.
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 10:11 pm
Canadians have it made. They just settle their arguments with snowball fights and drinking contests and shit. Too bad their bacon sucks.
amina - December 26, 2009, 10:09 pm
completely true porcelina. there for i change my number 4 reason to 'an obvious attack on certain groups.'
Porcelina - December 26, 2009, 8:19 pm
Nevermind, I can see how this can be an attack towards liberals, but that's only if you think being muscular, and meatbrained is better than having substance to your character.
Porcelina - December 26, 2009, 8:10 pm
Amina, it doesn't look like an attack to either group. It's ridiculing both
amina - December 26, 2009, 8:04 pm
I have no stand point on the conservative vs liberal thing. but i 1 lioned this because it is 1) political 2)long as hell 3)boring as hell 4)an obvious attack on a certain group.
boeweizer - December 18, 2009, 1:28 am
rawr its funny
Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2009, 7:17 am
That makes sense Zed, I always thought superman was a pansy.
Briton of Rose - December 10, 2009, 2:55 am
*dials phone* Hello, PolitiFake? I think you guys must have sprung a leak, because there's a big drip over here.
Zed - December 9, 2009, 10:05 pm
Todd, when Superman was first created in the 1930's, he was a SOCIALIST LIBERAL. Green Arrow, Wonder Woman, and the Atom are Liberals too, for that matter. The only conservatives in the JLA were Hawkman and Batman, with the others being Centerists.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 8:15 pm
HA! 5LIONS!
sickartist - December 9, 2009, 7:43 pm
Being long, drawnout and boring is worse than it's being political
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 7:17 pm
Wow, I'm agreeing with Derek here. Why the hell was this allowed? I demand an answer, its obviously political.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 7:07 pm
I thought politifake bollocks were to appear on a politifake.org?


ACHIEVEMENT - It's all downhill from here.


TAGS: achievement mountaintop mountain goal downhill
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2013, 12:04 pm
Personally, that's why I've always felt that after the president finishes his two terms, instead of continuously being protected, leave he and his family into the general populace. You've made it to the top... now where? Bwahahaha!
Derek - February 26, 2011, 3:03 am
A classic if ever there was one.


CRITICISM - Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things. - Sir Winston Churchill




DARWINISM -


TAGS: hill folk moonshine crazies your mom
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:25 pm
Worse yet, only the stupid ones are reproducing like rabbits nowadays.
crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:24 pm
5 banjo pickin albino kids for you RL =)
ICEMAN - October 1, 2010, 7:18 pm
What? You guys never pissed off the neighbors by sittin' on their wood pile in rubber boots? Hey RL, was this from your family album? 5 kissin' cousins
CoolioIndeed - October 1, 2010, 5:05 pm
5 Hillbillies.


METH LAB EXPLOSIONS - Providing hillbillie population control since the mid 90s


TAGS: meth hillbillies
Rating: 2.27/5


YOUR PRESCRIPTION - Take One for inflammation, itching, burning, seething, ants in pants, craniorectal insertion, heebie jeebies, and hyperventilation


TAGS: medicine chill pill flame war doris funny prescription
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Grammar Nazi - April 25, 2009, 9:18 pm
Okay, so wtf are we supposed to take if we shit too many bricks?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 8:45 am
You got the name, and you were close on the date; it was the day LSD was first synthesized by Dr Albert Hoffman. 25 points!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 2:45 am
13 points for LogicDude, plus 7 bonus points for a great all-text Herman Munster impression!
Herman LogicDude - November 23, 2008, 1:59 am
*jumps in his giant shoes* Darn Darn Darn Darn Darn *breaks through floor* Darn Darn Darn Darn!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 1:53 am
Full disclosure: I have felt the need to take one of these recently. ( also, there are easter eggs in this one)


THOUSAND YARD STARE - "Damn it, I should have been the one ruining the country!"




hillary clinton -


TAGS: hillary hat
Rating: 4.64/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 13, 2015, 2:12 pm
Look for the perennial "Hillary is coming to take your guns Sale" at your local firearms stores. But they're not really selling guns, they're selling fear.
mizzdizz - April 13, 2015, 3:28 am
Anybody got a bucket of water handy?
theyuk - April 12, 2015, 6:47 pm
She just hasn't been right since that house landed on her sister.


SWEET SARSAPARILLA - That ant hole seemed like a good idea. Dagum fire ants.




GET ALONG BESSIE -


TAGS: and they walked 5 miles up hill both ways to school back then
Rating: 3.18/5

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BoneCD - November 18, 2009, 11:53 pm
Thanks guys
ronsart - November 18, 2009, 9:24 pm
5L!!!! perfect!


MY EYES!!! - MY EYES, OH MY EYES, IT HURTS, TURN IT OFF, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!


TAGS: clintons eyes hillary
Rating: 2.75/5

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ProfessorMohawk - August 29, 2011, 8:36 pm
what? i don't see wha...shit, its the Clinton's! my eyes my goddamn eye


GERMANS - They do VERY LITTLE, but they do it well!


TAGS: red obama hillary 08 libs dems fag homo lemon
Rating: 2.7/5

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uriel - January 30, 2011, 2:54 pm
Her name is "küss mich oder ich brech dir die Knochen" (kiss me or I gonne breake your bones)
Barry forton - January 2, 2009, 8:01 am
Her name Is Du'Barry.
pro - December 16, 2008, 12:26 am
Her name is Heinz.
Renee Pussman - December 15, 2008, 11:29 am
What is this girls name?
Eddie - November 18, 2008, 3:29 pm
Has we walk the fields of gold...
babba - October 26, 2008, 5:03 pm
yeah, proud to be a German!!! And, no, they're not called Nicole often. Nicole ist rare, somehow.
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 6:57 pm
Everyone knows that you would stick it in her ass if you had the chance. I know I would.
frog - September 15, 2008, 12:37 pm
@ ME ... very polite you bastard... you´re the freakin nazi!
m - August 15, 2008, 4:58 pm
she doesn´t look so very little to me...or did you mean "one of the very few Germans", dumbass?
Broken Wrist - July 5, 2008, 11:59 pm
I'd love to bang her in that field. Oh man....to bad my wrist is broken ;_;
ME - June 19, 2008, 2:54 pm
One of the very little germans that are worth living.
Johnny - June 10, 2008, 4:05 pm
Germans girls ; they're often named 'Nicole'.


reintarnation -




Bread Upon the Waters -


TAGS: benny hill humor
Rating: 4.78/5

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CloudchaserS - September 16, 2013, 11:44 pm
If the ducks and fish don't get it first


AGELESS -


TAGS: fantasy forever young friedrich schiller
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:57 pm
5 happy thoughts.
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:17 am
5uperb!
Greeny - August 7, 2011, 8:19 pm
Out5tanding!
gas - August 7, 2011, 7:39 pm
sweet to hear from who occupies large part of mine, thanks :p
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 6:58 pm

wow. you're getting a nice collection in my fav'd folder. epic


HILLARY ASKS - "SO HAVE YOU AND MARC HAD SEX YET CHELSEA?" "WELL, NOT ACCORDING TO DAD."


TAGS: hillary asks
Rating: 4.57/5

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casey - September 19, 2010, 7:17 pm
i can believe this one!
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 7:42 pm
5 stogies
Faceplant31 - August 5, 2010, 7:39 pm
ROR 5L


WE WILL FIGHT THEM ON THE BEACHES - We shall never surrender


TAGS: churchill
Rating: 4.29/5

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Derek - February 10, 2010, 6:36 pm
"Yes, I know. All babies look like me" - Winston Churchill
union - February 10, 2010, 11:07 am
I keep hearing the beginning of Aces High!
Grim [email protected] - February 10, 2010, 9:18 am
4L's I like it but I don't Love it


PRUDENCE - Taking the right decision and not moving with the masses.... Especially when its all going downhill...




CHRISTMAS VACATION - Sometimes it's better to just be chillin' than grillin'.




NO MATTER HOW EPIC THE FIGURE... -


TAGS: achilles troy brad pitt pretty punk hollywood
Rating: 3.09/5

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Sean - September 29, 2009, 11:22 pm
Cool poster. And I don't have a problem with the casting choice.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:19 pm
In the Odessey, he was sufficiently "pretty" to masquerade as one of the girls at one point, but they found him by throwing some weapons in on a table - and he automatically grabbed one.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:20 pm
I made this. I forgot to log. Please! No anon hating 1 votes!


SHUT UP! - That's the LAST time you discuss shoes in my presence!




HILLBILLY VITTLES - I'm betting that's not the kind of fudge you'd want to eat.


TAGS: hillbilly vittles ho made fudge
Rating: 2.56/5

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phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:05 pm
Muy bueno GS...
GreyScorpion - January 24, 2010, 5:30 pm
I wonder what kind of can ho-made fudge is packed in?


MY BOY - This peace is what all true warriors strive for


TAGS: king harkinian phillips cd i link faces of evil zelda
Rating: 2.5/5

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Dr. Manhattan - March 14, 2009, 11:40 pm
His majesty ate all the dinner in Hyrule!
Schifty - November 20, 2008, 12:37 pm
FOR BREAKFAST!!!
Dr. Manhattan - November 3, 2008, 5:57 pm
All true warriors strive for dinner!
awesome - August 10, 2008, 2:48 am
so so so awesome youtube poop!
(1) Add Comment - August 4, 2008, 12:57 am
And no singing!


LIFE ALERT - I've fallen and I can't get up!


TAGS: demotivation demotivate demotivational silent hill life alert
Rating: 2.43/5

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Sniperzoo - March 30, 2009, 9:33 pm
right when i clicked on this the life alert commercial came on! lmao
Me - February 8, 2009, 1:47 pm
Almost spit my water out too funny.
Nobody - October 25, 2008, 12:27 am
Bitchin' picture. And I LOL'ed heavily at the caption. Well done!


CRYING - THERE'S NO CRYING IN THE WHITE HOUSE!


TAGS: hillary
Rating: 1.71/5

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MOTHER NATURE -


TAGS: hills cave
Rating: 4.92/5

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crankyhead - July 26, 2011, 12:03 pm
LOL!


PLAYFUL BANTER -


TAGS: bans hugs chill out with your mom lol
Rating: 4.53/5

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Untamedfifty - September 1, 2010, 6:38 am
i railed your grandmother last night and she couldn't feel a thing....god i love roofies....lol
Bartimaeus - September 1, 2010, 1:42 am
This is quite honestly one of the truest posters I've ever read. Also, I intend to set fire to each and every one of your homes and bang your respective wives/girlfriends/mothers....lol.
5150monkeylove - September 1, 2010, 1:31 am
1L....lol (really a five in case someone gets confused and bans me)
pzykosiz - September 1, 2010, 1:28 am
i'm gonna punch you out and shit in your mouth..........lol 5L's


THE HILL -




HOW TO GET RID OF -




SMILE - They can warm your heart or chill you to your very soul.




GRAND MASTER A -


TAGS: sugar hill gang not a tribute
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 9:23 pm
LOL!!!!


SELLING OUT -




THE CHILLS -


TAGS: chills vd things lol
Rating: 3.29/5

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Derek - January 7, 2010, 4:21 pm
Great band. Their Heavenly Pop Hit was a heavenly pop hit. (Didn't know about the STDs though.)
Eugene - September 20, 2009, 1:46 am
Keep'em coming Ron i'm half dead
Pacifist - September 20, 2009, 12:00 am
I think you got that guys bills too!


DELUSIONAL - The last thing we need is yet another delusional President


TAGS: hillary politics clinton
Rating: 2.45/5


HILLARY CLINTON - IF ELECTED THE PRESIDENT


TAGS: hillary
Rating: 2.39/5

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BuzzBomb - August 28, 2008, 12:14 am
It looks more like Chelsea rather than Hillary. Remember, Hillary wore the pants. Not the skirt.
Agamemnon218 - August 24, 2008, 7:31 pm
Nice Zack! You passed the hidden gay test!
Zack - June 7, 2008, 1:50 pm
heheheheheheheh... pink underwear.
[o[ - April 21, 2008, 8:47 pm
wait...hasn't that already happened?
Wtfomatic - March 22, 2008, 7:31 pm
What the... That's one hell of a shop...


THE HILLS - Give 'em 10 years, one will be doing porn, one will be strung out, one will really "find jesus", and one will be doing commercials for feminine itch.




DESPERATION -




Silent Hill -


TAGS: hill wtf
Rating: 2.21/5

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Nobody - October 9, 2008, 11:45 am
Yep, that about explains every creature in every Silent Hill game.


QUIZNO'S PARTY SANDWICH ORDER - Called in Sec. of State - she negotiated a great deal with free chips and half off the soft drinks.


TAGS: sub sandwich food party hillary clinton chips
Rating: 2.2/5

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laspotts7 - November 1, 2009, 10:48 pm
Dude, it's Subway that's got the $5 footlong...


CHRISTIAN HILLBILLY - Explaining the world with fairy tales.




Silent Hill -


TAGS: hill enjoy
Rating: 2.1/5

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LogicDude - October 15, 2008, 6:00 pm
Looks like Mummy Buttsecks to me.


HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON - Spelled with two l's since 10/26/1947.


TAGS: hillary clinton obama epic fail
Rating: 2.06/5

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kara - November 26, 2008, 9:02 pm
JOE is awesome. ron paul
Raptor_Twin - November 11, 2008, 8:37 pm
Whoooo Sorry Now. Hill Billies http://www.zazzle.com/Raptor_Twin
Ellipsis - July 27, 2008, 1:49 am
However, i don't think Hillary would be a good choice as the First woman President, as she might end up the LAST female president. Not a Matter of D/R, She's just unstable.
Ellipsis - July 27, 2008, 1:48 am
Why's it gotta be about color? Or gender? I'm all for change, I don't care about your color or gender (For president, needed to be clarified...)
datnigga - June 27, 2008, 4:55 pm
i see the racism... just because he's not white, he's muslim, he's a terrorist, he's worse than bush. you white people sicken me
Raptor_Twin - June 9, 2008, 7:10 pm
Obama Ramones Punk
joe - May 28, 2008, 6:05 pm
Ron Paul > Obama > Clinton > McCain
noobdown - May 8, 2008, 3:12 pm
"Hillary Rodham Clinton" Count the 3 L's there, kthx.
Hussein - April 23, 2008, 12:03 pm
Obama: because it rhymes with Osama


hillary clinton -


TAGS: hillary clinton
Rating: 2.02/5
AndDie - August 17, 2008, 9:19 pm
With the choices being McCain and Obama, I'm writing in "Canada".
datnigga - August 5, 2008, 12:23 am
Would you rather vote for John McSame?
Mike - May 4, 2008, 5:03 pm
Voting for a liar! Why not? They all are...
Bleh. - April 29, 2008, 9:11 pm
..And then there is voting for someone with no experience just because he has charisma. Hmmm...


YOUTHFUL BEAUTY - Nope, dog ugly then too


TAGS: hillary clinton politics
Rating: 2/5


TECHNICALLY - There are 3 L's in that name.


TAGS: hillary
Rating: 1.95/5
Snoo - May 2, 2008, 7:25 pm
Either spelling refers to crippling socialism.


ROMANCE - It can happen at any time!


TAGS: comics humor pig love hillbilly
Rating: 1.79/5

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aPauling - August 22, 2008, 3:10 pm
I'd pork the other white meat!
Agamemnon218 - August 22, 2008, 2:03 pm
...so look out!


CHURCHILL AND FDR - They went to war to stop a power that could have potentially taken over the world if left unchecked.


TAGS: churchill and fdr
Rating: 1.58/5

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LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:30 pm
Wow...sounds like everyone is out to get you, huh?
waynekerr - May 21, 2009, 7:52 pm
christians kill people because they are assholes. muslims kill people because the Quran tells them they will get 72 virgins or some shit... IMO, the world would be a better place without religious idiots pushing their beleifs onto others......
Zed - December 10, 2008, 10:07 pm
Starting with the burning of the Library at Alexandria, FIVE Crusades, the Inquisition, Witch Burnings, and the bombing and shooting of doctors who provide LEGAL abortions, Christianity has them topped in sheer numbers.
Zed - December 10, 2008, 10:06 pm
Islam is no more guilty of that than Christianity. Starting with the burning of the Library at Alexandria, FIVE Crusades, the Inquisition, Witch Burnings, and the bombing and shooting of doctors who provide LEGAL abortions, Christianity has them topped in
Anonymous - December 9, 2008, 6:07 pm
So you're saying that a religion that makes men willing to fly planes into buildings to kill men, women, and children is not evil, but a national movement that blames a religion is.


WRESTLERS TAKE NOTE!! - I wish wrestlers would understand that football is "The" mans sport!!!


TAGS: rose hill football dakota augusta spoons
Rating: 1.5/5

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daimuldoon - November 6, 2010, 7:47 pm
No rugby is a man's sport. Football is just a bunch of pussy's in body armour.


WADE PHILLIPS - "...Who couldn't coax a "STRIPPER" to do a line of "METH"...' STEVE CZABAN




dear westboro untied church -


TAGS: isis robin willians haters adam hills the last leg
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 22, 2014, 12:21 am
Raising the bar as always...
JesusWept - August 19, 2014, 3:05 pm
LOL! Very good! L L L L L


be a kid as long as you can -


TAGS: childhood adulthood joehill
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - April 29, 2014, 6:11 am
...where do I submit my resignation from adulthood, anyway? 5'd and faved.


As I Sit I Ponder -


TAGS: quote winston churchill
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 4:29 pm
I'm safe! Heaven doesn't want me and in Hell the devil is scared I'd take over the place. Thanks for the L's.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 9, 2013, 4:07 pm
lol! XD
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 3:08 pm

Just remember to be in heaven 10 minutes before the devil knows you're dead. Excellent one, sister!~~5Ls
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:47 pm
See, the praise is one of the reasons I missed your mug around here...teehee. Thanks Uggie.
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:46 pm
Crotchety, thanks for the 5er. Now go do something about those palms (wink wink)...teehee.
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:45 pm
Wow, yet another "hero" of mine with another compliment...looking like a good day after the storm we had last night. Thanks Greeny.
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:43 pm
Thank you rerun...always an honour to receive a compliment from you!
ughomer - July 9, 2013, 6:56 am
WOW! Prissy, you're "The Bomb!"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 9, 2013, 4:26 am
Getting sweaty palms just looking at thi5.
Greeny - July 8, 2013, 9:37 pm
Very!
rerun - July 8, 2013, 8:55 pm

Amsome.


Prospects But Never Reality -


TAGS: flase start downhill life
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - November 3, 2013, 9:31 pm
5/f because perfection
GaryO - November 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
And I was feelin’ so good about doing nothing. Gorgeous pic, even better prose.
lgvernon - November 3, 2013, 2:42 pm

Every writer's lament.5 loquacious lions


repetition -


TAGS: phillip kaye repetition
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - July 25, 2014, 11:01 pm
5impLy awesome as usual.


Hey Sweetheart -




Speed Limits -




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